Climatologies

Fiction, creative non-fiction, and soon to feature my first forays into avant punk.  Be warned.

Cold Bitchin’
An oldie updated for my ’09 post-San Francisco bout with N1H1.  Or Hansa Virus.  Or Pig Virus.  Or maybe it was just a cold.

…And All of God’s Creatures
A very early step toward the strange, circa 1990.

Bad Juju, pt. 1
Pt. 2 is about four years overdue; maybe someday.

Cutting Corners
Me at my silliest in 2002, doing my bloody best to make light of and rip on terrorism, shoddy standards, and the increasingly ridiculous corporate-America communication style in under an hour.  If only one good thing came of this essay, it’s exactly 666 words long.

The Diner
An aborted start at what would’ve been a very curious surrealist novel; alas, back then my karma had a shrewd way of imploding across my face with alacritous frequency and searing accuracy.  Co-written with Brenna Farmer.

Distilling
Long before Steve Irwin, an amalgam of my regular topics — weather, the ocean, storms, paranoia, fear, fury, the usual.

Fightclubbing
True story?  Maybe just not yet….

Questions I
No idea when I began writing surrealist questions, but I’ve got an alarming number of them.  One of my favorite automatic writing exercises.

wetmouthing.
An update of an obscure short piece; my avant/horror chops are only going to get stronger since I’ve discovered Eraserhead Press, so beware — this is the grisly tip of one freaky iceberg.  [Grisly Tip...good name for a band.  So's Freaky Iceberg.]

Snapping
Meet Elsie.  She’s tight as a drum, red as the sun, and snapping like a happy spine.  [Warning:  Surreal unnerving adult content.]

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